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radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

(Source: patonki, via hi)

Workout song for the weekend #jessiej #workout #ineedtogetbackintoshape #music

Pushing Daisies Meme: Five Characters (1/5) - Ned The Pie Maker

"My name is Ned. I live a simple life; I wake pies and make the dead…that was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.”

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fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via hi)

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childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore, via wonderwobba)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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